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Protection Necklace

Maybe it's time that amulets of protection got back on "what's in" lists. With all the potential threats in this crazy world of ours—401killers, climate change, the smell of your neighbor's cooking—we call for a new form of sexy self-protection.

Given the hallow's eve season, this Anti-Vampire Protection necklace fits the bill, complete with wee, hand-carved stake and silver cross.

Powerful enough to ward off the boogeymen, yet attract that non-boogying kind.

Courtesy of ach ach liebling on etsy.

Non-Partisanshipt

Scatological references are rarely positive. But this Threadless find seemed to cheerfully sum up a collective "enough already!" to haters on either side of the red/blue line. The truth is, nobody's perfect. But if you can handle potty humor, this message is pretty close.

A Positive Negative

The market is ugly. The 401K statement is unopenable. The 24-hour news cycle doesn't even have to be sensationalistic.

It's tempting to go dark. But this t-shirt reminds us that's possible to be defiant and happy all at the same time. C'mon, just look at that shade of green and cheerful hand-drawn type! How bad can it be?

Is rejection denial? Not fashion denial at least.

via: Swiss Miss